|Well, that's just odd.
||[Feb. 25th, 2009|05:25 pm]
People will flag anything on CL for removal, won't they?|
Post a little tongue-in-cheek ad for something and people get their knickers in a twist.
Title: (free stuff) Free starter Virgin Mary
While doing some yard work, I was examining my statue of the Blessed Virgin Mary and came to a conclusion. This conclusion my friends was that she was far too small for my current level of piety. After a certain amount of spade-work and some ungentlemanly grunting (which I assure you did not tarnish her... virgin ears), I was able to remove her from her resting place betwixt the roses.
I thought perhaps to break her up into pieces, since surely I would not be able to move her to a new resting place or dispose of her myself. My lovely (and talented) assistant however insisted I leave her Virgo Intacti and offer her to someone else in the world so that they might be blessed with her manifestation in their yard as they begin their own personal path to sainthood.
So here she is, my starter Virgin Mary ready for someone to come claim her:
1. No, I will absolutely not drop it off. For one thing, I don't even own a car, and I'm not bikin>
2. I won't help you lift it. Bring a few strong backs, a jack, a crane or some other means of shift>
3. No weirdos or religious crazies please.